Let's get in touch.
This form allows you to send me a message on the website. Wow!
Messages sent using this form will remain private unless you send something moronic, in which case I will put it in a public area on the site so people may laugh at you.
This form is not a business contact. I am not looking to work with anyone and I don't care about your lame business proposals. Any messages along these lines will be promptly sent to junk.